How do I pass command line arguments to a Node.js program?

Here's my 0-dep solution for named arguments:

const args = process.argv
.slice(2)
.map(arg => arg.split('='))
.reduce((args, [value, key]) => {
args[value] = key;
return args;
}, {});

console.log(args.foo)
console.log(args.fizz)

Example:

$ node test.js foo=bar fizz=buzz
bar
buzz

Note: Naturally this will fail when the argument contains a `=`. This is only for very simple usage.